Instruments used in this song:
Accordion, Cajon, Castanets, Cello, Concert Bells, Kazoo, Mandolin, Tambourine, Toy Piano, Trombone, Ukulele, Vibraslap
lyrics
Cheesecake
Dwight Evan Young/Vince Rostkowski
The meaning of life is an issue, complex,
Through which many philosophers struggle.
But I assure you I’ve discovered the secret:
Life is… like cheesecake.
They’re exceptionally wise,
But the greatest of minds
Have failed to consider this limitless cake,
Ontological proof for the substance of life:
Cheesecake is the thing we all seek.
Aristotle, Descartes, and Immanuel Kant
Ain’t got shit on this theory,
This Cheese-osophy:
As we are like the cake,
So too we must bake,
To become as the pastry would be:
[CHORUS]
Sweet till the very end,
Savory with a friend,
Smooth till the last tangy bite leaves you longing for more.
Rich when you share it well,
It’s thick, but still swell,
That’s why I tell you life is like cheesecake.
I cheesecake therefore I am.
The unexamined cheesecake is not worth eating.
Cheesecake is the measure of all things.
You cannot step in the same cheesecake twice.
[CHORUS]
In cheesecake we trust!
Graham-crackery crust!
Smooth till the last cheesy bite melts in your mouth.
Fattening in excess,
Served with chocolate is best,
And strawberries are nice with cheesecake!
credits
from Cookies for Dinner,
released October 21, 2016
All instruments performed by Dwight Evan Young and Vince Rostkowski.
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